STOOPID MONDAY

[minxy]

I woke up this morning to find my tires slashed on my car.

Have warned my minions to give me a wide berth.

*IS CRANKY OMG*

ETA: on the other hand, through or_mabinogi I discover The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which tells me I look like a million paces tonight!

ETA2: Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe.
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still.
How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

Comments

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

OMG! Who? Why? What? WTF??

*reports for duty with sledgehammer*

[cofax7]

BASTARDS!

::shakes fist of rage::

I give you my most rageful icon.

(OMG I love your icon!)

[rydra_wong]

*joins in fist-shaking*

WTF?!?

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

*makes soothing noises*

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

Ack!
*sends Teal'c to deal with whatever assholes did that to you*

(afterwards he suggest Star Wars and popcorn and he'll have a ginger ale but would be happy to procure you some alcohol)

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

You're kidding! :;horrified:; OMG, I want to smite them, the nasty little brats.

::hugs you:;

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

!!!

Surrealism makes everything better. Or at least nicely loopy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

THESE ARE MY CRANKYPANTS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I don't often use my rageful icons, but when I do, I am damn glad I have such appropriate ones.

amnell_wyvern made this one.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*puts you on the violent side of the supportive pals*

I don't know, man, I just don't know. I am not impressed with humanity today.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*grumbles*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*is entertained by the idea of Teal'c just picking up the car to move it rather than going through the whole hullabaloo*

I'd take popcorn and ginger ale and Star Wars. That right there would be a nice reminder of why humanity could be worth saving after all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'm just so furious at the FUTILENESS OF THE VANDALISM. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING OUT OF THIS, IDIOTS? DO YOU HAVE STOCK IN THE TIRE COMPANY?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'll take confusion over reality today.

"Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting."

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

::scowls at tire slashers:: Why can't all slashers be nice and fun?

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

*hugs* That's just awful. Gods, humans...grrr.

:::more hugs;::

[execknowitall.livejournal.com]

OMGWTF?!? Just point me in the direction of who needs some whupass and I'm there, hon!

Oh, noes... another generator for the THINGers to break. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Never align yourself too much with the Listerine salesman.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I love slashers as a general rule, you know, but no one messes with my ugly car but me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I am not impressed with humanity today. Fortunately I know some really nice individuals.

It is interesting to me how half of my wonderful flist is ready to go smash people for me and the other half are offering sweet little gentle hugs. That probably says something. *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'm pretty sure that was the gist of Mabi's original post, yes. *G*

"Your presence puts me in a truly albino mood."

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm running back and forth between hugging you and placing a citizen's arrest on the creep(s) who did this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'm wavering between just needing someone to point me at 'em and laughing my arse off at the surrealist compliment generator.

"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia."

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! that is fabulous. Have you seen the Shakespearian insulter page?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

It may come in handy too. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

*cackles*

"Thou thing of no bowels thou!"

(I have a Shakespearean insults mug that I use daily at work)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

(that was me)

(why you gotta be that way, LJ? Why you gotta log me out?)

[sgflutegirl.livejournal.com]

WTF?!!!! So not cool!!!

And for both of our amusements:

"Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine."

"Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion."

"Thou venomed whoreson minnow!"

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Heee! It's a great site. :)