STOOPID MONDAY

[minxy]

I woke up this morning to find my tires slashed on my car.

Have warned my minions to give me a wide berth.

*IS CRANKY OMG*

ETA: on the other hand, through or_mabinogi I discover The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which tells me I look like a million paces tonight!

ETA2: Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe.
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still.
How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

Comments

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm running back and forth between hugging you and placing a citizen's arrest on the creep(s) who did this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'm wavering between just needing someone to point me at 'em and laughing my arse off at the surrealist compliment generator.

"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia."

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! that is fabulous. Have you seen the Shakespearian insulter page?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

It may come in handy too. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

*cackles*

"Thou thing of no bowels thou!"

(I have a Shakespearean insults mug that I use daily at work)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

(that was me)

(why you gotta be that way, LJ? Why you gotta log me out?)

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Heee! It's a great site. :)