STOOPID MONDAY
Jun. 9th, 2008 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
minxyI woke up this morning to find my tires slashed on my car.
Have warned my minions to give me a wide berth.
*IS CRANKY OMG*
ETA: on the other hand, through![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
or_mabinogi I discover The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which tells me I look like a million paces tonight!
ETA2: Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe.
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still.
How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
Have warned my minions to give me a wide berth.
*IS CRANKY OMG*
ETA: on the other hand, through
or_mabinogi I discover The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which tells me I look like a million paces tonight! ETA2: Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe.
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still.
How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
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Date: 2008-06-10 03:20 am (UTC)And for both of our amusements:
"Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine."
"Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion."
"Thou venomed whoreson minnow!"