STOOPID MONDAY

[minxy]

I woke up this morning to find my tires slashed on my car.

Have warned my minions to give me a wide berth.

*IS CRANKY OMG*

ETA: on the other hand, through or_mabinogi I discover The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which tells me I look like a million paces tonight!

ETA2: Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe.
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still.
How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

Comments

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

*hugs* That's just awful. Gods, humans...grrr.

:::more hugs;::

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I am not impressed with humanity today. Fortunately I know some really nice individuals.

It is interesting to me how half of my wonderful flist is ready to go smash people for me and the other half are offering sweet little gentle hugs. That probably says something. *g*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm running back and forth between hugging you and placing a citizen's arrest on the creep(s) who did this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I'm wavering between just needing someone to point me at 'em and laughing my arse off at the surrealist compliment generator.

"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia."

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! that is fabulous. Have you seen the Shakespearian insulter page?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

It may come in handy too. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

*cackles*

"Thou thing of no bowels thou!"

(I have a Shakespearean insults mug that I use daily at work)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

(that was me)

(why you gotta be that way, LJ? Why you gotta log me out?)

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Heee! It's a great site. :)