ficrecs and crack!fic notes

[minxy]

katie_m is writing snippets and she wrote this one on my prompt of Rodney and girlscout cookies: Professional Ethics. This actually came up because I'm convinced that the Girl Scouts are lacing those cookies with something because Tagalongs! Thin Mints! Samoas! Soooo ebilly addictive. And coise my Mom for falling for their ebil schemes and bringing home half a dozen boxes and setting them OUT. Just to taunt us! Call us in the night! Fortunately, my self will outlasted my Dad's and we all know that once a box is opened you must eat the ENTIRE THING. Yes. Love-hate relationship with Girl Scout cookies, and I thought Rodney might feel the same way. Hence, prompt. Katie did a lovely job with such a cracked prompt. Gen.

Another fantastic gen piece: Rodney and Sam, friendshippy, crossover SG-1/SGA and a birthday present for saffronhouse. Cool. I love when they can talk science and it's a part of the characters, and when their personalities shine through as they make connections and get distracted from snarking at eat other. Free 'Verse, by dashamte.

Also, everybody drop what you're doing and go read Fourth Kiss by brighidestone. SG-1, S9, then come back.

Then, rydra_wong and I were chatting about partners getting into BDSM in fanfic, and how it was remarkable how they were often instantly simpatico with their kinks, had bought out the entire BDSM warehouse in Colorado Springs, had the details and the subtleties down after a 30 minutes Google search and noooooo worries about the timing of their next physicals etc. Which is when it occured to me: this could all be the fault of the Asgaard. I mean, they've meddled before! And clearly Thor has some frustrated feelings for Jack, but no, you know, PANTS. So I think it might go something like this:

*Jack and Thor have a courtly sort of regular tea-sipping date*

Jack: So all I'm saying is that I wish Daniel were more open to new experiences, like kinky sex in zero G or bondage with purple fabric instead of red, or...

Thor: BDSM squicks him? That doesn't sound like Daniel, or I swear I never would have set up that blind date, even if it was an interesting experiment. And fun to watch.

Jack: Something about a bad spanking experience in his mysterious het past.

Thor: *perk*

Jack: I know! But he won't tell me about it. Nobody writes awkward sex anymore.

Thor: *is sad*

Jack: I just want us to coincidentally have the same kinks. Is that so much to ask? *defies the stars*

Thor (interrupts): I b'lieve I can help with that.

Jack: Rilly? Kewl.

*later*

Daniel (long sufferingly): What is it with you and purple-- *zap* Oooooooh, shiny.

Jack: Kewl. *gives thumbs up to the ceiling* Um, so Daniel, how would you feel about kinky zero-G sex?

Daniel: *is mesmerized by teh purple*

Jack: Thor? Wanna dial it back a little there, buddy?

Thor: *beams a plethora of BDSM toys into their wardrobe*

*later, in the Pegasus Galaxy*

McKay: *picks up a creatively shaped gag* Colonel, we need to have a talk about the contents of your wardrobe.

Sheppard: Look! I'm not even into that! I just opened the wardrobe one morning, and ... he keeps beaming it in there! I think O'Neill told them something about human mating behaviour as a joke, it got out of hand...

McKay (squeeky voice): Who, THOR?

Sheppard: No, I think Thor is more into spanking. This is all Hermiod, this gag stuff.

McKay: Well, I guess they would be frustrated by now. All that interest and no way to, *gestures creatively* you know...

Sheppard: *picks up a strap-on* Hell hath no fury like a frustrated Asgaard.

McKay: At least there's no Norse God of sex and bondage, or we'd really be in trouble.

Sheppard: *blink* Are we sure about that?

McKay: *drops toys and runs away*

And then something else happens. Haven't figured that part out yet, but it probably involves sex, and trampolines. Possibly foodstuffs, but not the yellow ones. The end.

That's about as much of it as I'm likely to write, so if anyone wants this particular stoned plotbunny, please, please take it. No really. Please.

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