Status of me at this time:

[minxy]

1. Slightly wide-eyed.

2. Out a substantial amount of money

3. Not entirely packed yet, and forced to stay at work late today for a stupid-ass meeting that begins at 4:30. BEGINS AT 4:30. Fuckers. I have shit to doooooooo and I no longer care about work at ALL.

4. Slightly topsy-turvy in the belly region. Ow, I hate nerves in my stomach.

5. OMGWHATAMIFORGETTING? WHERE DID ALL THIS SHIT COME FROM? WHY DO I STILL HAVE THIS BLAZER FROM HIGH SCHOOL? HOW CAN I TRICK MY FRIEND INTO CLIMBING INTO A BOX SO I CAN TAKE HIM WITH ME?

6. Where the fuck did all my money go, man?

7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh*hic*


side note and request to fandom: I have now officially packed up my vibrator. I would appreciate it if no one wrote any sexy p0rn for the next month, as I will not be able to resist reading it, or do anything about it after the end credits. Thank you for your support. Pass the wine.

Comments

[cofax7]

I have now officially packed up my vibrator. I would appreciate it if no one wrote any sexy p0rn for the next month, as I will not be able to resist reading it, or do anything about it after the end credits. Thank you for your support

OMG that's the funniest thing I've seen all month. ::hairpats::

Good luck with the move, hon! Just think about how awesome it will be to be in your new place ON THE LAKE!

[minxy]

Hee! Well, I have my priorities. And also a sense of sarcasm.

With all my panicing, which is mostly just stress, actually, in a long line of stressful things going on, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the new situation is going to be eleven billion kinds of shiny.

ON A LAKE. With Adirondack chairs and everything. I can't wait to post photos.

[gigerisgod]

packed up vibrator...hmmm.

assuming you're a batteries kind of appliance girl, did ya take em out prior to packing it away? cuz those things have a way of shifting during moving and then going BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and then it's all 'oh crap, which box is buzzing?'

[minxy]

Hee! Yes, I did. I know they recommend you don't even leave your batteries in there long term, but whatever. I do take them out when travelling, though.

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

*HUGS*

Wait you packed your vibrator?? Had I known you were going to do that I would have sent you a Pocket Rocket as a moving gift. *eg*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA....

Fear not, I have recourse: my favorite lesbian-run gift shop with a lovely tea selection is in Portland, so I can stop by in a week or so when I'm there, if necessary.

Actually, maybe I should anyway. I doubt the tiny town I'm moving to has a decent tea selection, let alone a sex shop.

[duck-wrangler.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the move hon! And SCREW the meeting, screw work, what are they gonna do - fire you?!?!?! Screw em, go home and do what you gotta do!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

I love you. But I have no wheels, and thus will wait for Eddie to come back and pick me up at the end of the day. Woe.

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

:::massive huge hugs::::

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*curls up in your lap*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Hee! Breathe. And have I told you about how wonderful it is to have lists of stuff 5 x 7 cards when moving?

[raqs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, screw the meeting. Like you care.

And you should HAVE a pocket rocket. And not pack the big one. My goodness, you're moving, girl! You'll need relaxation!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

But I'll be couch surfing! And in my parent's house... and... yeah, I'll pick up a pocket rocket when I get to Portland and can go to It's My Pleasure.

I don't know why I don't have one, honestly. I have my trusty awesome rabbit vibrator thing and I just go with what works. I wonder if the orgasm feels different with different toys? Scientific minds want to experiment!

*sigh* Unfortunately, it's one of my kids giving the presentation, I should support her (even if she drives me nuts)

[raqs.livejournal.com]

YOU WONDER IF THE ORGASM IS DIFFERENT WITH DIFFERENT TOYS???

I hope SK doesn't see this or he'll be sending you a substantial Blowfish package tout suite. :-) He dropped into Toys in Babeland yesterday just to SEE if they happened to have anything new and fun.

Personally I would say YES, the orgasm is different with different toys. But then I am middle-aged now and SK discovered my G spot.

You need a much better job and more pocket money to buy toys with. I hope you get them. :-)

You can support your kid by showing up for a polite 20 minutes, then smiling, nodding, and HAULING ASS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

You know, you are really a very intellectually, emotionally and sexually wise person. And I have no pocket money, but I will find some because you are very probably very right. And it would suck if I were missing out longer than absolutely necessary.

I am also going to adopt the 20 minute plan. *nod*

[raqs.livejournal.com]

toys are FUN.
My favorite travel vibrator I can't seem to locate any more. But if I were going across country to a new job I'd splurge.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which: snort: Travel Bunny plugs into your car outlet! http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/alt_vibrators.html

snort.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*g*

If I were driving myself across the country! But then, they've outlawed texting and talking on the phone while driving in California already. It's only a matter of time.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

Then you better try coming while you're driving while it's still legal!

Actually, I've done it. It didn't seem safe. :-) You could probably skip it.

But, cute bunny! :-)

[kres.livejournal.com]

..hahaha, vibrator, LOL.

Breathe. Seriously. One, two, three. Breeeeeeeeeathe. Like that. With an 'e' at the end.

Also: I keep only one checklist with me when I leave the house: documents? check. cash? check. brain? check.

You'll be fine. You'll be AWESOME. Very far away, but awesome still.

Hm, which reminds me. Don't I still have some pictures to send you? From, like TWO YEARS AGO? (Seriously, that long?)