out of their minds and my three crichtons
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minxyOut of Their Minds.
Okay, shot of Moya with a lot of lights on.
John dressing in a hurry, unfortunately he already got everything but the boots.
Oh, someone is targeting them… and EEEEEIIIIII! The ‘Don’t shoot us, we’re pathetic’ line! I’ve been waiting to hear that line. *snoopy dance* The episode could end right there for me.
Okay, we’ve got Zhaan on diplomacy, D’Argo, Chiana and Rygel trying to fix the shields and Aeryn and John at command. And the skeleton aliens (that’s cool) have been hurt by Talyn? Sweet, I’ve been wondering what happening with him.
Whoops, fake out. How’d they know to play the pity card with Zhaan? Aaaaaaand D’Argo and a quickly moving smear of a person I believe was Chiana fixed the shields (by setting something on the consol? *snerk*) at the last second and a weird shot was dissipated.
…. Or was it? *shivers of glee* And this is the part where Aeryn plays John, John plays Rygel and Rygel plays Aeryn? *GLEE* Love the multilayered voices. Holy crap, Claudia is even moving like Ben, and Ben totally delivers lines like Rygel.
This. Is going to be awesome.
Opening credits…. La dee da.
Okay, reestablish who is who. What happened to D’Argo and Chiana and Pilot? LOL, Ben is having trouble walking with long legs. LOOK AT AERYN! Lookit! Aaaaiiiii!!!!
Oh, there are D’Argo and Chiana and Pilot. Hahahahaha! Oh God, D’Argo as Chiana is going to kill me. Chi is doing Pilot voice very well.
Okay, D’Argo goes zen and all is better. John’s first order of business is to take photos of everyone? Perfect.
Oh holy soap on a stick, Rygel is picking his nose in Johns body. Oh, my abs, they hurt. LOLLLLLLLL.
Okay, unpausing the DVD and continuing.
Uh oh, peril. Peril ensues: Skeleton Captain coming aboard and Pilot in Chiana’s body is convulsing.
And John is playing with his boot. AND STICKING HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS. *pause DVD for laughter interlude*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! LOOK AT CLAUDIA! The body language in this is the most fantastic stuff ever. And Rygel unabashedly insisting on help going to the bathroom. I wish I could see Aeryn lift an eyebrow in Rygel’s body, but it’s totally enough to see Claudia look exasperated at yet another ridiculous Alien situation that is too weird for words and talking about his cock like it’s a gun.
*deep breath*
*resumes play*
FACE THE WALL AND SPREAD YOUR FEATHERS, BIG BOY. Ahahahaha!!!!
Pilot has no memories of friendship? *wibble*
Ben as Rygel is chillingly creepy. Oh… hang on… what’s she doiiiiii---
*pause DVD for laughter interlude*
You know, in MOST sci-fi shows, someone taking advantage of being in the opposite sexes body is strictly relegated to fanfiction. That is all.
*laughs hysterically at Claudia’s faces*
*resume play*
*pauses again for laughter because she’s WIGGLING and JUMPING with her SHIRT OPEN*
LOLLLLLLLLLL
Eeeew, Skeleton Captain just vomited jello. Can’t tell if that was on purpose or not. ‘We do that kind of thing all the time?’ LOL Rygel is not the one you want sympathy from. Yup, the red jello is baaaad. I like the confusion of not everyone being on top of their game because they’re distracted by the differences in their bodies.
&^%Rgtyujcheesecake? D’Argo is jacking off John? So what if it’s really Chiana and Rygel? That is the awesome! Only on Farscape, man. Far. SCAPE. I love this show. ‘Normally you have to rub my eyebrows to make me feel like this’??
‘You want to see vomit, Crichton? Nobody wants to see vomit!’ LOL.
Oh lord, LOOKIT ANTHONY WIGGLING HIS HIPS!!!! *collapses in laughter*
Another pulse and now we have incredibly peppy Rygel. Everybody mildly alarmed again. Aaaand, I’m going to have to pause for laughter at Claudia muttering about how Rygel gets no respect. Ben mockingly using Earth mannerisms and fed up with John’s half assed plans.
AAaaaaand, they’re back. And John and Aeryn are frolicking on the floooooooor. Awwwwwww. *is overcome with the ‘ship* And D’Argo really, really enjoyed being inside Chiana’s body. AAAAhahahahaha!
This episode is going to kill me. OMG, they are totally heading off to someone’s bedroom. OOoooh, everyone go have SEX! That was the best episode EVER.
Okay, so I say that all the time about this show. Sue me. It’s graaaaaaand. I looooooove it. Plus, I got a great ab workout. Also? I love Aeryn. I really do.
My Three Crichtons:
Aeryn and John are still being the cute. Cuuuuuute.
Energy is tracking Moya? Um. *tilts head and does the handwavey dance*
The special effect Alien/Energy POV look like an iris. And John is trapped in a large green beach ball now? *tilts head* I do like that Aeryn just starts shooting it.
I really expected three Crichtons to come shooting out of that thing after, you know, seeing the title.
Oh, hm. Blood type indicates John. And creature looks like John in hair. Where’s the third one? Wow, creepy encounter with Chiana. Dude is a little too strong. Creepy fight with John who is none too sympathetic, I must say.
Here comes the third one. Better clone, though hairless. Wow, those teeth are marvelous. And the character is wonderfully sad.
And the clone beachball is now becoming and interdimensional rift? Cool, the Johns work together and Aeryn called the Alien Nation version ‘your mutation’, which seems very in character. And the Alien Nation John is uber smart? He also seems to be a little more Southern, which is reaaaaally working for me, gotta say.
Okay, one’s gotta go and Chiana and the original are arguing against caveman John sacrificing himself, but I think it’s weird that neither John has tried to talk to the caveman one.
Interesting that it may be more than ancestor/current/potential clones, this might also be rightbrain/wholebrain/leftbrain or emotion/complete/rational interesting. Those cracks in the floor are making me ache for Moya.
Apparently all the nobility goes with the emotional part. *pets caveman guy*
I do love how this show takes the time to wrap things up, and talk about how John could be any of those things and could become them and what he’s lost. It was all throughout the episode, but you never leave a thesis without concluding, and other shows never seem to have time for that.
It's ironic that I'm less into fanfic at the moment than I usually am, but there has got to be some great stuff written for these two episodes. If y'all are interested in fanfic, though, please please please check the comments on entries tagged with 'farscape meta', because my flist has already recc'd me more than I can read, and that is so, so COOL!
I love this show. The end.
Okay, shot of Moya with a lot of lights on.
John dressing in a hurry, unfortunately he already got everything but the boots.
Oh, someone is targeting them… and EEEEEIIIIII! The ‘Don’t shoot us, we’re pathetic’ line! I’ve been waiting to hear that line. *snoopy dance* The episode could end right there for me.
Okay, we’ve got Zhaan on diplomacy, D’Argo, Chiana and Rygel trying to fix the shields and Aeryn and John at command. And the skeleton aliens (that’s cool) have been hurt by Talyn? Sweet, I’ve been wondering what happening with him.
Whoops, fake out. How’d they know to play the pity card with Zhaan? Aaaaaaand D’Argo and a quickly moving smear of a person I believe was Chiana fixed the shields (by setting something on the consol? *snerk*) at the last second and a weird shot was dissipated.
…. Or was it? *shivers of glee* And this is the part where Aeryn plays John, John plays Rygel and Rygel plays Aeryn? *GLEE* Love the multilayered voices. Holy crap, Claudia is even moving like Ben, and Ben totally delivers lines like Rygel.
This. Is going to be awesome.
Opening credits…. La dee da.
Okay, reestablish who is who. What happened to D’Argo and Chiana and Pilot? LOL, Ben is having trouble walking with long legs. LOOK AT AERYN! Lookit! Aaaaiiiii!!!!
Oh, there are D’Argo and Chiana and Pilot. Hahahahaha! Oh God, D’Argo as Chiana is going to kill me. Chi is doing Pilot voice very well.
Okay, D’Argo goes zen and all is better. John’s first order of business is to take photos of everyone? Perfect.
Oh holy soap on a stick, Rygel is picking his nose in Johns body. Oh, my abs, they hurt. LOLLLLLLLL.
Okay, unpausing the DVD and continuing.
Uh oh, peril. Peril ensues: Skeleton Captain coming aboard and Pilot in Chiana’s body is convulsing.
And John is playing with his boot. AND STICKING HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS. *pause DVD for laughter interlude*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! LOOK AT CLAUDIA! The body language in this is the most fantastic stuff ever. And Rygel unabashedly insisting on help going to the bathroom. I wish I could see Aeryn lift an eyebrow in Rygel’s body, but it’s totally enough to see Claudia look exasperated at yet another ridiculous Alien situation that is too weird for words and talking about his cock like it’s a gun.
*deep breath*
*resumes play*
FACE THE WALL AND SPREAD YOUR FEATHERS, BIG BOY. Ahahahaha!!!!
Pilot has no memories of friendship? *wibble*
Ben as Rygel is chillingly creepy. Oh… hang on… what’s she doiiiiii---
*pause DVD for laughter interlude*
You know, in MOST sci-fi shows, someone taking advantage of being in the opposite sexes body is strictly relegated to fanfiction. That is all.
*laughs hysterically at Claudia’s faces*
*resume play*
*pauses again for laughter because she’s WIGGLING and JUMPING with her SHIRT OPEN*
LOLLLLLLLLLL
Eeeew, Skeleton Captain just vomited jello. Can’t tell if that was on purpose or not. ‘We do that kind of thing all the time?’ LOL Rygel is not the one you want sympathy from. Yup, the red jello is baaaad. I like the confusion of not everyone being on top of their game because they’re distracted by the differences in their bodies.
&^%Rgtyujcheesecake? D’Argo is jacking off John? So what if it’s really Chiana and Rygel? That is the awesome! Only on Farscape, man. Far. SCAPE. I love this show. ‘Normally you have to rub my eyebrows to make me feel like this’??
‘You want to see vomit, Crichton? Nobody wants to see vomit!’ LOL.
Oh lord, LOOKIT ANTHONY WIGGLING HIS HIPS!!!! *collapses in laughter*
Another pulse and now we have incredibly peppy Rygel. Everybody mildly alarmed again. Aaaand, I’m going to have to pause for laughter at Claudia muttering about how Rygel gets no respect. Ben mockingly using Earth mannerisms and fed up with John’s half assed plans.
AAaaaaand, they’re back. And John and Aeryn are frolicking on the floooooooor. Awwwwwww. *is overcome with the ‘ship* And D’Argo really, really enjoyed being inside Chiana’s body. AAAAhahahahaha!
This episode is going to kill me. OMG, they are totally heading off to someone’s bedroom. OOoooh, everyone go have SEX! That was the best episode EVER.
Okay, so I say that all the time about this show. Sue me. It’s graaaaaaand. I looooooove it. Plus, I got a great ab workout. Also? I love Aeryn. I really do.
My Three Crichtons:
Aeryn and John are still being the cute. Cuuuuuute.
Energy is tracking Moya? Um. *tilts head and does the handwavey dance*
The special effect Alien/Energy POV look like an iris. And John is trapped in a large green beach ball now? *tilts head* I do like that Aeryn just starts shooting it.
I really expected three Crichtons to come shooting out of that thing after, you know, seeing the title.
Oh, hm. Blood type indicates John. And creature looks like John in hair. Where’s the third one? Wow, creepy encounter with Chiana. Dude is a little too strong. Creepy fight with John who is none too sympathetic, I must say.
Here comes the third one. Better clone, though hairless. Wow, those teeth are marvelous. And the character is wonderfully sad.
And the clone beachball is now becoming and interdimensional rift? Cool, the Johns work together and Aeryn called the Alien Nation version ‘your mutation’, which seems very in character. And the Alien Nation John is uber smart? He also seems to be a little more Southern, which is reaaaaally working for me, gotta say.
Okay, one’s gotta go and Chiana and the original are arguing against caveman John sacrificing himself, but I think it’s weird that neither John has tried to talk to the caveman one.
Interesting that it may be more than ancestor/current/potential clones, this might also be rightbrain/wholebrain/leftbrain or emotion/complete/rational interesting. Those cracks in the floor are making me ache for Moya.
Apparently all the nobility goes with the emotional part. *pets caveman guy*
I do love how this show takes the time to wrap things up, and talk about how John could be any of those things and could become them and what he’s lost. It was all throughout the episode, but you never leave a thesis without concluding, and other shows never seem to have time for that.
It's ironic that I'm less into fanfic at the moment than I usually am, but there has got to be some great stuff written for these two episodes. If y'all are interested in fanfic, though, please please please check the comments on entries tagged with 'farscape meta', because my flist has already recc'd me more than I can read, and that is so, so COOL!
I love this show. The end.
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:23 am (UTC)It's called Scientist, Astronaut, and Nymphomaniac: the 9 Lives of John Crichton, and you can find it here. OMG so fantastic.
YAY.
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 02:33 am (UTC)This body goes to eleven.
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 04:14 am (UTC)How much porn can you fit in a single fic? Hot dayum that was something.
*guh*
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 05:49 am (UTC)That is THE BEST Farscape Pr0nfic EVER. Ev-errrrrrrrrrr.
OOTM is my favorite funny ep. Close second are Crackers Don't Matter Scratch N Sniff, and John Quixote (tied for 2nd).
NOW do you see where I got the plot bunny for my first
And minxy...don't feel dirtybadwrong. BizarroJohn totally turned me on too. I think it was the red leather, though. Plus the accent. Oh yeah.
That Uniform ever comes up on ebay...I swear to all that is holy I am selling my body to try and buy it.
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:28 am (UTC)Not the one with the ventriloquist cock? That one?
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 02:28 am (UTC)Scientist, Astronaut and Nymphomaniac: The Nine Lives of John Crichton (http://www.wideopenwest.com/~lshirk0824/scientist.htm)
and Out of Their Clothes (http://crankygrrl.livejournal.com/102477.html)
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:52 am (UTC)And Astronaut... *guh*, man. Just *guh*
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Date: 2006-04-10 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 02:57 am (UTC)Even with all the vomit, it was lovable. (Vomit and I are not friends.) In a hijinks-and-explodey way, but also in a convulsively funny way.
Good stuff.
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:54 am (UTC)And this one made me laugh my arse off, man. I can't remember the last time I ended up stopping a show 4 or more times just so I could finish laughing and not miss anything.
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Date: 2006-04-10 03:37 am (UTC)Astronaut is just awesome... *giggles to herself*
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:54 am (UTC)...but in a good way.
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:49 pm (UTC)heeeee!
and I totally enjoyed reading your reaction; I even guffawed out loud, and almost put the DVD in right then. *bg*
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Date: 2006-04-11 01:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 06:09 am (UTC)(And. Scientist. I may have to, erm, read it again. For literary purposes!)
Anyway, yes. So much love for this episode. The first time I saw it, first-run, I was at a mini-con with seven other fangirls. We had to watch the second showing just to catch the stuff we missed the first time. Best EVER.
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:26 am (UTC)That is also a great way to see a great episode. And Scientist, I'm pretty sure, can stand up to multiple readings. Possibly to eleven. Or more. heh.
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Date: 2006-04-10 08:30 am (UTC)Oh, it does. It does. *happy sigh*
*adores the mad rush of people trying to be the first to rec it*
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:01 am (UTC)*adores the flist and the puppy pile*
Ran off and read everything instantly. And then was unable to complete a coherent thought for the rest of the evening. *eyes Teal'c fic warily*
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Date: 2006-04-11 03:54 pm (UTC)*beams good Teal'c thoughts at you*
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Date: 2006-04-10 10:47 am (UTC)"i've just peed in the maintenance bay." bwahaha! :::still fainting laughing no matter how many times i see this episode:::
as for "my three critchtons", good point about the emotions and nobility. and about the way they take the time to connect emotions and experience for the characters.
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:03 am (UTC)And omg your icon! *loves on teh icon*
I've really been waiting for that line.
*looks around for a Crichton icon and has NONE* Gotta fix that.
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:17 am (UTC)and i see that *the* story has been recced to you above. *good*.
this is an episode that reminds me that cameron mitchell is rather different from john crichton. ;)