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Nov. 29th, 2007 09:48 pmOkay, so Shunda said: Attention, het fic writers: the missionary position is not the only position in which a woman likes to have sex.
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splash_the_cat announced that she was a very bad hetfic writer and then documented the instances of smut writing vs. position used.
Meme is thusly declared: Go through all your smut, and select stories where a woman was involved in a sexual act. Link to the story and list the positions (stated or implied) used, so we can all find the good smut.
Het stories are... um, uncommon on my LJ, but not completely absent. I am including poly and femslash as well as het just to have a decent list, though. (I'll warn you right now that I'm a bad het writer--I'm not sure I've ever written missionary.)
Five Things Teal'c Learned in Fifty Years, but Will Never Speak Of. Kissing up against a wall, female superior. Inexplicit threesome (M/F/M)
Teyla/Kate commentfic Pre-slash, naughty jokes about food and sex toys.
Penumbra Threesome with handjob and possible missionary position. (M/F/M)
Proposition (commentfic for RW) There are propositions here of poly, het and mentions of exhibitionism. Sadly, none get carried out.
Self Assembly Required. Masturbation with toys.
The Principal of Exclusion Threesome, finger-play, ass-play, hand-jobs. Femslash too.
So, seeing as how we really probably shouldn't count the pre-femslash one in all fairness, that's Five het involving stories and but one instance of almost-missionary. And really, that was one of the darker pieces I've written, it's interesting that the smut is fairly tame (although, the wrong names were used, but I don't know how to categorize that. Kink, maybe?)
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splash_the_cat announced that she was a very bad hetfic writer and then documented the instances of smut writing vs. position used.Meme is thusly declared: Go through all your smut, and select stories where a woman was involved in a sexual act. Link to the story and list the positions (stated or implied) used, so we can all find the good smut.
Het stories are... um, uncommon on my LJ, but not completely absent. I am including poly and femslash as well as het just to have a decent list, though. (I'll warn you right now that I'm a bad het writer--I'm not sure I've ever written missionary.)
Five Things Teal'c Learned in Fifty Years, but Will Never Speak Of. Kissing up against a wall, female superior. Inexplicit threesome (M/F/M)
Teyla/Kate commentfic Pre-slash, naughty jokes about food and sex toys.
Penumbra Threesome with handjob and possible missionary position. (M/F/M)
Proposition (commentfic for RW) There are propositions here of poly, het and mentions of exhibitionism. Sadly, none get carried out.
Self Assembly Required. Masturbation with toys.
The Principal of Exclusion Threesome, finger-play, ass-play, hand-jobs. Femslash too.
So, seeing as how we really probably shouldn't count the pre-femslash one in all fairness, that's Five het involving stories and but one instance of almost-missionary. And really, that was one of the darker pieces I've written, it's interesting that the smut is fairly tame (although, the wrong names were used, but I don't know how to categorize that. Kink, maybe?)