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I am watching Ark of Truth Ark of Truth, Ark of Truth…

I hear Teal’c is most awesome in this here flick. I hope this is accurate.

Prelude.

(the hell? Okay.) Hi Mitchell’s backside! Oh, it’s this kind of introductory prelude thing. It’s a really fucking involved Previously On.

A really, really intricate Previously On. Fun to see the bits of scenes and how they organized them. Vala is quite the heroic figure in the Previouslies. Go girl.

And Daniel looks like he totally screwed Adria and then dissed her. Like, hardcore. Hell and Ori hath no fury, Daniel, you were a rat bastard.

(Damn, really, really intricate. This is sort of cool.)

Which leaves us with Vala = really heroic, Daniel = totally capable of sleeping around to get what he wants.

Which, you know… interesting.

And now… Stargate on ICE! (Haven’t we already seen this episode?)

Clearly someone had fun commandeering a plane and shooting images of the mountains. It is one of the more fantastic alien world landscapes they’ve created, but that village would be too cold for people to be walking around without a lot more clothes on (letting it go, letting it go.)

Okay, underground scientists fight the Orii outside Earths influence. And they have a weapon that they refuse to use. Okay.

And Daniel found it. HEY TEAL’C! You gonna be awesome?

I’m pretty sure that’s not good archeological excavation technique, Daniel.

Aw, Vala is techy. It’s kinda adorable. She totally has a point. I think (aw, Teal’c agrees with her) I sympathize with her. Poor girl, she had to infodump too.

Teal’c is awesome.

And I think out guys have been taking sharpshooting lessons from the badguys, they’re hitting nothing but rock.

Hi Tomin. S’up? C’mon in. (Good work, Vala. Sharp thinking. You look fine.)

Hey, innint that the same Prior we’ve always known?

Oh man, that’s lame ass reverse logic. That’s not the most transparent… oh, hey Tomin, whatcha looking at?

Look, a light-up frizbee saves the day! Nukes the priors and makes a lovely soufflé.

Back in the SGC, Landry is still an ass. IOA oversight guy is smarmy.

I like Vala’s walking-on-eggshells explanation of Daniel’s visions. And I love the logic of Tomin being smart and connecting the dots to something he knows of the Book of Origin. That’s lovely.

You know, that ‘Daniel enters, Landry says ‘Doctor Jackson?’’ bit was DUMBASS, but the details of the interrogation prep were stepping it up.

Teal’c is watching over Tomin.

Hee, Cam looks so uncomfortable in that chair. And aw, Teal’c is being awesome and bonding with the other ex-commander of the enemy. And he is wonderful. And talking about whether you can ever find personal retribution! We wouldn’t have heard that from Teal’c before Unending. And his advice is fantastic and Tomin’s response is subtle and interesting.

That was a good scene.

And now Sam and Mitchell are geeking out and giggling over the neat toys and things going according to plan for a minute or two.

Good image with the big ship in a big wormhole and hey! Flashback to the movie with Daniel getting a closeup.

Dang, Vala, went with the cleavage baring outfit for this particular voluminous skirt adventure.

And Yet Another Hillside! Did Teal’c just drop his backpack dismissively on the ground?

Smarmy guy is up to no good. Oh, phoning home? Doing something else I think.

Hey Reynolds, way to hold down the fort.

Smarmy guy make replicators? Daniel can has vision, and Teal’c is totally tuned in.

Teal’c shifts a fucking huge stone, they’re heading in.

Oh thank God they finally locked that guy up. Yuck. Yay for delegating, Mitchell. It’s also interesting to hear Sam talk about whether getting stuck in a forever scenario is something they have to worry about.

Sam is trying to control things but there’s absolutely nothing to interact with on that console.

You know, people talk about commanding Daniel being really hard, but he did a very quick job of shutting down the search for the ark, picking it back up again, then getting talked into blowing shit up. Not so hard to convince.

They stepped it up with the fake rocks on this movie too.

You know, I’m sure Beau Bridges is a really nice guy, but it pains me to watch him try to act. Even with the God is Dead speech. Most interesting thing going on the scene is the lighting. Ten bucks says Adria is behind the priors visit to Earth.

Sam, a little radio silence is no reason to Stop Working Altogether. C’mon.

Oh, whoops, they just left the posse behind.

TEAL’C, DON’T GET SHOT. Damn, Teal’c is down, Tomin is getting ready to hit someone with a rock and neither Daniel or Vala can think of anything.

Hey, d’ya think the smarmy guy can be possessed by the bugs, or is he just going to get eaten?

Oh crap, Teal’c just woke up injured and alone? Suck! But he is awesome, I think he’ll continue to something of the utmost fabulousness. Like find something to help him stand, maybe. He likes staff weapons, I’m sure that will lend comfort and strength… shit, he’s going to start walking? That’s the plan?

Who just got thrown into a cell? Was that Daniel? I think it was Daniel. OH LOOK! It’s the other Prior We’ve Always Known.

Teal’c. Did you just… climb a mountain with a back injury and nothing but a staff to lean on as medical treatment? I’m beginning to be concerned for you sanity, my friend.
Talk about driven, man. I though I was a workaholic.

STOP HURTING TOMIN. AND VALA. (ooh, this is creepy.) AND DANIEL, DAMMIT.

(Ladies and Gents, our show has established some serious motherfucking peril!)

Back on the ship, industrial preparations. And the guy Mitchell delegated the replicator fight to. Hi dude with no name.

Mitchell hunt bugs. Tracking, like.

Oooooh, camera angles ftw.

Dat’s a big mother bug. And that’s a possessed IOA liason.

Sam, that is completely not helpful explanatory wordage.

Why couldn’t that be Steve Bacic playing the smarmy possessed IOA guy, that’s what I want to know. He’s cute.

Okay, we have Vala and the ark in one room. Twenty bucks says… Adria. Yup.

Vala’s is much more subtle reverse psychology. I mean, I’m not even sure where she’s going with it.

Oh, Teal’c of the Awesome walking, don’t drown in that puddle, dude.

Wow, this is a weird ass interesting fight scene with Mitchell (and there’s Ben’s favorite face into the camera move.) Oooh, Sodan moves! I luvs me some continuity.

Teal’c. Stands. (so awesome. That’s like, such presence, man! I LOVE THAT GUY!)

Hey, is dem Ancients giving hints now as well as randomly healing our favorite Jaffa?

Hi Col. Ellis! (I like that guy.) Blah blah blah, Landry out thank God.

Wouldn’t it be interesting if all the interference all of a sudden it was revealed that the Ancients made the replicator problem too to make sure Vala and Adria were in the same room together? That would be cool.

HALOO TEAL’C YOU INCREDIBLY AWESOME SAVER OF THE DAY.

(With all that heroic stuff, I think I may love Ben’s willingness to look absolutely broken the very best.)

Aw, look, they were all in the process of springing each other, that’s cute.

CREEPY HUMAN SHAPED BUG. CREEPY CREEPY.

Smart Sam, thinking and shooting stuff all at the same time.

Replicator human-shaped bug thing has a rib problem. All messed up.

Freezy freezy and self-destructing, yay!

LISTEN. Stop beating up Teal’c, I mean it. I’m starting to take offence at all the beating up of Tomin too, he always looks so sweet even when he’s massacring entire villages and stuff.

Ooooh, eye-fucks as communication. Ow, Daniel, that looked like it really, really hurt. Hey, that was good aim for catching that Doci in the light box thing.

This is kind of a rehash of the Oma/Anubis battle/love affair, isn’t it? Somebody better be writing me some Morgan/Adria slash.

The Alterran that built it must have thought it was ironic? Wouldn’t it be cooler if that box was maybe the beginning of the whole mess? The prior on Earth hasn’t reconsidered? Maybe he’s just a bad person and it has nothing to do with faith or belief, eh?

Oh, hi Sam with the infodump, I guess that ‘splaining the prior in this galaxy is a nice explanation. Sam is being really cute and funny, and Cam is being adorably broken and really confused about the kiss on the cheek. *musses his hair* (Sam has a belly, is AT pregnant again? Good luck to her, if so!)

Vala’s “So will I” is a really nice response to a really nice promise from Tomin.

And Landry’s impotent about that ark falling into somebody else’s hands, but they’re off exploring yay!

That was a good ride, my ‘Gateverse peeps. More of that would be fan-bloody-tastic.


Eeeee! FUN!

Date: 2008-04-22 06:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kazbaby
Hey, innint that the same Prior we’ve always known?


He be the one that burneded up Vala. (becoming a prior was his cookie for doing that)

Now back to giggling my ass off at your responses.

Date: 2008-04-22 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Oh, that's right! I love that so many of the recurring characters had roles and cameos. Very cool.

Date: 2008-04-22 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Which leaves us with Vala = really heroic, Daniel = totally capable of sleeping around to get what he wants.
Which, you know… interesting.


LMAO! I think I need to watch the Previouslies again. Hee

Date: 2008-04-22 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Seriously! They show Daniel smooching Adria and then cut to him talking about how he had to manipulate her into doing x,y and z so that he could destroy an entire race of people and cut her legs out from under her!

Don't trust that boy, he's gone darkside again, you mark my words. Continuum? Darkside!Daniel.

Date: 2008-04-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessofg.livejournal.com
*braingasm*

and late seasons daniel is so capable of that. how you've changed, boyo. sigh.

Date: 2008-04-22 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigerisgod.livejournal.com
Love your review!

Date: 2008-04-22 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Thanks, I've been doing play-by-plays for Farscape episodes as I watch them, it was really fun to do one for Stargate.

Date: 2008-04-22 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] or-mabinogi.livejournal.com
That was a very amusing read. And now I'm kind of in the mood to pop my DVD in and watch it again.

Date: 2008-04-22 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Bwahahaha, my evil plan comes to fruition. *wiggly fingers* Watch your DVDs.... watch your DVDs!

Date: 2008-04-22 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessofg.livejournal.com
laughing out loud at your color commentary. yay.

Date: 2008-04-22 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Laughter = GOOD. Glad to bring the glee.

Date: 2008-04-22 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katie-m.livejournal.com
See? Teal'c was awesome! I mean, Teal'c is usually awesome, but he stepped it up this time.

Date: 2008-04-22 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
I am so excited to see Teal'c just be heroic as hell. I mean, he is usually awesome, but I don't think I've got my tunnelvision goggles on when I say that Teal'c was totally *the* hero of this movie. He brought it all together!

Date: 2008-04-22 07:19 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-04-22 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Ooooh, eye-fucks as communication.

Daniel got lots of practice perfecting that particular skill during his 8 years with Jack :)

Date: 2008-04-22 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Oh, indeed. The fact that the looks shooting across the room all worked speaks to the hours and hours of practice they've all been putting in, off hours.

Also, yay your icon! Hee!

Date: 2008-04-22 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
*points to icon* Now the show's over, I've decided that's my new canon :)

Date: 2008-04-22 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanorgardner.livejournal.com
OK, I shall have to watch again and read this as I watch! LOL!

Thanks to POG for sending me over here.

Date: 2008-04-22 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
Aw, I've been pimped! That's always a good time.

Thanks!

Date: 2008-04-22 02:53 pm (UTC)
ext_3557: annerb icon with scenes of all team variations, my OTP (SG-1 Kickin Ass)
From: [identity profile] aurora-novarum.livejournal.com
Hee, what a funny play by play. I love your in the moment squee.

And yes, Teal'c is awesome.

Date: 2008-04-22 06:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-04-22 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com
Now I want to watch it again. Eeeee! FUN! Indeed! \o/

Date: 2008-04-22 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] execknowitall.livejournal.com
Which leaves us with Vala = really heroic, Daniel = totally capable of sleeping around to get what he wants.

*giggles uncontrollably*

We've said it before and it still seems to be true, Daniel is the little black dress of the SGC. Hee.

Loved this, hon!!

Date: 2008-04-22 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/
*G*

*bows flamboyantly*

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