Oh no you did not just ask me if these links are worksafe.

oxoniensis is running a third annual Porn Battle.

Go and do your duty. And lie back and think of England. Or something.

So far, and this is early yet, there are extraordinary Jack/Daniel submissions from paian (Through the Bars of a Rhyme, which is elegantly, kinkily intimate, and The Promises They Hold, which is an elaborate construct of willing lies.) Also present and accounted for is mmmchelle, who brings it in untitled SGA with John and Rodney being playful and suspicious and just so, so eager.

This is a multi-fandom enterprise, and multi-media too, so you'll also find Torchwood (there's some from mmmchelle, actually) and fanart and all kinds of things, and y'all should be contributing too! Seriously. That is a service to fandom, right there.