Well, that's just.

[minxy]

Firstly, to whoever sent me a purple rhino:

OMG, that made me laugh so hard. Thank you. And I'm sure the charity organization thanks you as well.

Secondly, a meme making it's way around the internet:

34 As a 1930s wife, I am Poor Take the test!

Well, I must say I'm very disappointed. Most of my friends are scoring in the negative numbers! How did I get positive numbers? It's the cooking thing, isn't it. I'll be ostracized for this--or I'll end up with fangirls showing up randomly at my house for dinner.

...though this weekend is like to be Moroccan B'sillas with chicken and almond, so it might be a good weekend to turn up for dinner.

Comments

[goldjadeocean.livejournal.com]

I feel utterly guilty for having scored a 76 on that thing. Then I get distracted by pretty dresses.

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you received any of the positive points I might have otherwise gotten? ;)

[sugargroupie.livejournal.com]

I just scored a -10, and I feel pretty good about it. *g*

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

-44! I *ROCK*! \o/

[cofax7]

Wow! you WIN the internets!

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

Dude, I got Poor too. Well, given that I made some assumptions about how I would behave were I married, which I'm not. It's okay, we're not Stepford yet!

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

...though this weekend is like to be Moroccan B'sillas with chicken and almond, so it might be a cook weekend to turn up for dinner.

*ponders how to make way to your doorstep*

(I made yummy curry chicken biscuits the other night. I could share!)

[sarahq.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. Apparently, I'm a good little wife.

Well, except for the fact that I had to substitute "girlfriend" for "husband" throughout the test. That's a minor detail, though.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! And the best part is, I wasn't trying--that was me being honest! *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Exactly! I mean, I want to point out that I play a lot of sports and have a habit of hanging out with guys all the time and then I think 'oooooh, but what am I making for *dinner*?' and my street cred goes to shit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Do we average out to negative numbers at least?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Can I hang out with you and regain some street cred? I'll bring baked goods. (Shit, I just outed myself, didn't I? Damn.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*glares at you*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*is impressed*

That might be the very worst 1930's housewife score I've seen!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

We're not? Oh thank goodness...

(except I didn't answer as though I were married, I answered Just As Me. I'm so screwed.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Ooooh! And then we could balance it out with some nice vegetables or something...

(shit, I think my score just increased.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

Wow.

Although I think the girlfriend thing would put you right out of the running for Housewife of the Year if it were actually 1930, she sure is a lucky...guy. Or something.

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting I actually do math? *veg*

Er...in other words, I don't know. :::bats eyelashes at you:::

[sarahq.livejournal.com]

She's something, all right. ;)

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

(I took it. 23. I think I also cook too much.)

Veggies! Our garden is sprouting! Little baby beans and peas and tomatoes and carrots and cucumber all starting to come up! (I...have a vegetable addiction about as strong as my chocolate addiction)

[goldjadeocean.livejournal.com]

It's taking off your little plastic apron for AP Chemistry and folding it neatly so it doesn't crease like everybody else's.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

See? I should totally have points docked for shamefully shoving my labcoat in a drawer when I'm not wearing it! WITH WRINKLES.

Erm. I am perhaps too concerned with status? That's probably going to earn me all those points back. Drat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_minxy_/]

*shoves baked goods in your general direction*

*tries to resist going to check your scores and averaging*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

MMM....good baked goods.

Er..so how did the resisting go for you? *veg* Speaking as someone who got -10....