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Status of me at this time:
1. Slightly wide-eyed.
2. Out a substantial amount of money
3. Not entirely packed yet, and forced to stay at work late today for a stupid-ass meeting that begins at 4:30. BEGINS AT 4:30. Fuckers. I have shit to doooooooo and I no longer care about work at ALL.
4. Slightly topsy-turvy in the belly region. Ow, I hate nerves in my stomach.
5. OMGWHATAMIFORGETTING? WHERE DID ALL THIS SHIT COME FROM? WHY DO I STILL HAVE THIS BLAZER FROM HIGH SCHOOL? HOW CAN I TRICK MY FRIEND INTO CLIMBING INTO A BOX SO I CAN TAKE HIM WITH ME?
6. Where the fuck did all my money go, man?
7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh*hic*
side note and request to fandom: I have now officially packed up my vibrator. I would appreciate it if no one wrote any sexy p0rn for the next month, as I will not be able to resist reading it, or do anything about it after the end credits. Thank you for your support. Pass the wine.
2. Out a substantial amount of money
3. Not entirely packed yet, and forced to stay at work late today for a stupid-ass meeting that begins at 4:30. BEGINS AT 4:30. Fuckers. I have shit to doooooooo and I no longer care about work at ALL.
4. Slightly topsy-turvy in the belly region. Ow, I hate nerves in my stomach.
5. OMGWHATAMIFORGETTING? WHERE DID ALL THIS SHIT COME FROM? WHY DO I STILL HAVE THIS BLAZER FROM HIGH SCHOOL? HOW CAN I TRICK MY FRIEND INTO CLIMBING INTO A BOX SO I CAN TAKE HIM WITH ME?
6. Where the fuck did all my money go, man?
7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh*hic*
side note and request to fandom: I have now officially packed up my vibrator. I would appreciate it if no one wrote any sexy p0rn for the next month, as I will not be able to resist reading it, or do anything about it after the end credits. Thank you for your support. Pass the wine.