This post is gold, but especially: The whole telemarketer thing? Hilarious and awesome. Not only do you have Teal'c absolutely nailed, you have the rest of them nailed, too (and how much do I love you for whipping out the "Republican party used to be the liberal party, it's actually really interesting" thing? So much). I think this is going to be my acid test from now on, to see if I can confidently write a character.