Uh huh. 'Cause everytime I took issue with something you changed it to make me happy? Why would I want to rec that? *sticks out tongue at you* Plus, the ending is wonderful.

I'm a little bummed about none of the cowboys stepping up either. But you know, I was eating my big hunk of meat for supper and sitting near two nice, clean, long lean boys, hats and belt buckles and all, and I might have been bold, might have tried to talk to them about something, but their conversation ranged from what had gone wrong in their competitions earlier to whose sister had been in a bear attack and how she'd fought them off by making noise banging a pot and it's too bad the boys weren't there, right? Because they'd have been armed and then the sister wouldn't have had to be scared and the bear wouldn't haave to be scared off with big noises because the bear would be dead, man! And I... really didn't know how to contribute to that conversation.